You unprepared, Adam Jensen

HOOOO MAN, just got Deus Ex Human Revolution. And gotta say... that Adam Jensen. It's unfair that he's so attractive and not real. And sounds like batman.

Anyway, so...I've been all stealthy, leveling up Adam's hacking, cloaking, just sneaky sneak abilities in general all so that I can be super sneak-attractive-Adam-man while playing this game. Most of the time I have him go throughout a whole mission without killin' no one. That's how my Adam rolls...between boxes.

Anyway, so to be super stealth, I only have him armed with a tranquilizer gun, a sniper rifle, and a pistol with a silencer...just in case some one did spot him.

Yeah, so with mah shit during this one mission, I have Adam roll from hidey corner to hidey corner, getting to the game's first real "boss".

YO, Adam's the man, I thought. Check out how clevah he is hackin' shit, eating power bars, and drinkin' beer. He got dis mission DOWN.

YEAH, no.

Poor planning Amy and Adam.

You should have picked up a machine gun or something along the way, you know, while you roll around like an idiot in the shadows, because the "boss" comin' up? Yeah, you ain't prepared.

And we weren't. My poor Adam was running around like a pansy, totally unequipped for the Gorilla-Robot-Man that was the boss. Adam tried to hide. Gorilla Robot Man threw a grenade in his shadowy corner. Adam tried to shoot Gorilla Robot Man with his tranquilizer gun. HAH, what a story, Mark. That didn't work. Gorilla Robot Man ate that tranquilizer gun.

Yeah, so first real boss in the game was a failure.

AUGH BUT THIS GAME, SO BEAUTIFUL.